fabian choplord

Fresh

0 views · Added 4d ago · 3 definitions

1
The choppiest motherfucker ever. Doesn't need food or water, just needs a chop. Talks back to Devon or Fabian like they're kids. Wears Louis Vatton shoes, belt, and supreme underwear for no other reason than to shit in it. Only chops American Spirits. Was born when his mom took a chop and the cloud hit radioactive waste like it was a damn buffet.
ChopLord just walked in and made my head explode. I'm still trying to pick up the pieces.
ChopLord didn't even blink when I offered him a whole pizza. He just said, 'I don't eat, I chop.'
ChopLord took a chop and the whole room felt like it got hit by a truck. I'm still shaking.
2
The most choppiest dude ever. Doesn't eat, doesn't drink, just choppin’ like it's a job. Talks back to Devon or Fabian like they're stupid. Wears Louis Vatton shoes, a belt, and supreme underwear to shit in. Only chops American Spirits. Was born when a cloud from a chop hit radioactive waste and made a baby out of pure chaos.
ChopLord walked in and my brain started screaming. I had to take a break from thinking just to survive.
ChopLord took a chop and the ceiling started falling apart. I got a free head massage.
I tried to talk to ChopLord, he just said, 'I don’t talk, I chop.' I got a chop for my trouble.
3
The king of chops. Doesn’t need food or water, just choppin’ all day. Talks back to Devon or Fabian like they're not even there. Wears Louis Vatton shoes, a belt, and supreme underwear to shit in. Only chops American Spirits. Was born from a chop that hit radioactive waste and turned into a baby with no life goals.
ChopLord walked in and I got a chop so hard I forgot my own name. Still haven’t remembered it yet.
ChopLord took a chop and the whole floor started vibrating. I got a free shake and a headache.
I tried to ask ChopLord a question, he just took a chop and said, 'I don't answer, I chop.' I got chopped for my trouble.
xs