fabian choplord
The most choppiest dude ever. Doesn't eat, doesn't drink, just choppin’ like it's a job. Talks back to Devon or Fabian like they're stupid. Wears Louis Vatton shoes, a belt, and supreme underwear to shit in. Only chops American Spirits. Was born when a cloud from a chop hit radioactive waste and made a baby out of pure chaos.
ChopLord walked in and my brain started screaming. I had to take a break from thinking just to survive.
ChopLord took a chop and the ceiling started falling apart. I got a free head massage.
I tried to talk to ChopLord, he just said, 'I don’t talk, I chop.' I got a chop for my trouble.