fabian choplord
The king of chops. Doesn’t need food or water, just choppin’ all day. Talks back to Devon or Fabian like they're not even there. Wears Louis Vatton shoes, a belt, and supreme underwear to shit in. Only chops American Spirits. Was born from a chop that hit radioactive waste and turned into a baby with no life goals.
ChopLord walked in and I got a chop so hard I forgot my own name. Still haven’t remembered it yet.
ChopLord took a chop and the whole floor started vibrating. I got a free shake and a headache.
I tried to ask ChopLord a question, he just took a chop and said, 'I don't answer, I chop.' I got chopped for my trouble.