fabian choplord
The choppiest motherfucker ever. Doesn't need food or water, just needs a chop. Talks back to Devon or Fabian like they're kids. Wears Louis Vatton shoes, belt, and supreme underwear for no other reason than to shit in it. Only chops American Spirits. Was born when his mom took a chop and the cloud hit radioactive waste like it was a damn buffet.
ChopLord just walked in and made my head explode. I'm still trying to pick up the pieces.
ChopLord didn't even blink when I offered him a whole pizza. He just said, 'I don't eat, I chop.'
ChopLord took a chop and the whole room felt like it got hit by a truck. I'm still shaking.