faaki marna

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Doing your job like you're getting paid to be lazy. You'd rather watch your cat fight a toaster than do the work.

I faaki marna’d my whole shift just to see if the coffee machine could be convinced to take a nap.

I didn’t even bother showing up for work. I just texted my boss a photo of my cat wearing a party hat.

I faaki marna’d so hard, my boss thought I was on vacation and paid me for it.

You’re so lazy, you’d rather die than finish your task. You’re not avoiding work, you’re avoiding existence.

I faaki marna’d through the meeting by pretending my phone was a real-life video game controller.

I faaki marna’d my way into a weekend by telling my boss I was ‘spiritually unavailable.’

I faaki marna’d so much, I forgot what my own name was.

You're so uninterested in work, you'd rather get yelled at by a robot than do your job.

I faaki marna’d my way through the day by pretending I was on a quest for a magical coffee cup.

I faaki marna’d so much, my coworkers started whispering about me in the break room like I was a criminal.

I faaki marna’d until my boss sent me a message that read: 'If you don't show up, I will come to your house.'

You're avoiding work like it's your ex. You'd rather do anything else than face the daily grind.

I faaki marna’d my way through the day by watching cat videos instead of answering emails.

I faaki marna’d so hard, I convinced my coworker to take my place just to get me out of the office.

I faaki marna’d until my boss started crying in the corner like I broke his heart.

You're so lazy, you'd rather be haunted by ghosts than finish your work.

I faaki marna’d my way through the meeting by pretending my coffee was haunted.

I faaki marna’d so much, my boss thought I was possessed by a demon.

I faaki marna’d until my coworkers started whispering about me in the break room like I was a ghost.

You're avoiding work like it's a math test. You're scared of the numbers and the pressure.

I faaki marna’d my way through the day by pretending I was solving a mystery instead of answering emails.

I faaki marna’d so much, my boss started thinking I had a mental breakdown.

I faaki marna’d until I forgot what day it was and showed up on Friday thinking it was Monday.