faaki marna - You're so lazy, you'd rather be haunted by ghosts than finis

You're so lazy, you'd rather be haunted by ghosts than finish your work.

I faaki marna’d my way through the meeting by pretending my coffee was haunted.

I faaki marna’d so much, my boss thought I was possessed by a demon.

I faaki marna’d until my coworkers started whispering about me in the break room like I was a ghost.