faaki marna - You’re so lazy, you’d rather die than finish your task. You’

You’re so lazy, you’d rather die than finish your task. You’re not avoiding work, you’re avoiding existence.

I faaki marna’d through the meeting by pretending my phone was a real-life video game controller.

I faaki marna’d my way into a weekend by telling my boss I was ‘spiritually unavailable.’

I faaki marna’d so much, I forgot what my own name was.