faaki marna
Doing your job like you're getting paid to be lazy. You'd rather watch your cat fight a toaster than do the work.
I faaki marna’d my whole shift just to see if the coffee machine could be convinced to take a nap.
I didn’t even bother showing up for work. I just texted my boss a photo of my cat wearing a party hat.
I faaki marna’d so hard, my boss thought I was on vacation and paid me for it.