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When your thumbs are so big they turn your messages into a mess. Like your brain is a kid and your phone is a toy.

I said 'I love you' but it came out 'I l0ve y0u' because my fingers are fat.

I tried to say 'brunch' and it became 'brunchh' because my fingers are too big for my brain.

I said 'I’m coming' but it looked like 'I’m c0ming' because my fingers are like sausages.

When your fingers are so fat they make your words look like they were typed by a drunk toddler.

I said 'hello' and it turned into 'h3llo' because my fingers are fat.

I meant to say 'see you later' but it looked like 'c33 y0u l8t3r' because my fingers are like bricks.

I tried to say 'good job' and it came out 'g00d j0b' because my fingers are on a diet.

When your thumbs are so wide they make your words look like they were written by a confused goat.

I said 'text me' but it turned into 't3xt m3' because my fingers are like meatballs.

I meant to say 'nice work' but it looked like 'n1c3 w0rk' because my fingers are like bricks.

I tried to say 'what’s up' and it came out 'wh4ts up' because my fingers are too big for my brain.

When your thumbs are so thick they turn your messages into a language only your phone understands.

I said 'I’m fine' and it became 'I’m f1n3' because my fingers are like sausages.

I meant to say 'good morning' but it looked like 'g00d m0rning' because my fingers are like bricks.

I tried to say 'see you soon' and it came out 's33 y0u s00n' because my fingers are like meatballs.

When your fingers are so fat they make your brain cry and your phone laugh.

I said 'I’m hungry' and it turned into 'I’m h0ngry' because my fingers are too big for my brain.

I meant to say 'let’s go' but it looked like 'l3t’s g0' because my fingers are like meatballs.

I tried to say 'I’m tired' and it came out 'I’m t1r3d' because my fingers are like bricks.

When your thumbs are so wide they make your messages look like they were written by a drunk, confused goat.

I said 'hello' and it turned into 'h3llo' because my fingers are like meatballs.

I meant to say 'text me now' but it looked like 't3xt m3 n0w' because my fingers are like bricks.

I tried to say 'I’m coming' and it came out 'I’m c0ming' because my fingers are too big for my brain.