fa fingers
When your thumbs are so thick they turn your messages into a language only your phone understands.
I said 'I’m fine' and it became 'I’m f1n3' because my fingers are like sausages.
I meant to say 'good morning' but it looked like 'g00d m0rning' because my fingers are like bricks.
I tried to say 'see you soon' and it came out 's33 y0u s00n' because my fingers are like meatballs.