fa fingers - When your thumbs are so wide they make your words look like

When your thumbs are so wide they make your words look like they were written by a confused goat.

I said 'text me' but it turned into 't3xt m3' because my fingers are like meatballs.

I meant to say 'nice work' but it looked like 'n1c3 w0rk' because my fingers are like bricks.

I tried to say 'what’s up' and it came out 'wh4ts up' because my fingers are too big for my brain.