fa fingers
When your thumbs are so wide they make your messages look like they were written by a drunk, confused goat.
I said 'hello' and it turned into 'h3llo' because my fingers are like meatballs.
I meant to say 'text me now' but it looked like 't3xt m3 n0w' because my fingers are like bricks.
I tried to say 'I’m coming' and it came out 'I’m c0ming' because my fingers are too big for my brain.