f-tubes

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The tiny highways where eggs get run over by sperm on their way to the womb. Pretty much the first traffic jam of your life.

My doctor said my f-tubes are clogged. I said, 'No wonder I can't get pregnant.'

She texted me: 'My f-tubes are like a highway at 5 PM.'

He DM'd me: 'My f-tubes are broken. I'm gonna need a new route to parenthood.'

The tubes that let eggs pass through. If they're blocked, you’re out of luck. No eggs, no baby. End of story.

My doctor said my f-tubes are blocked. I said, 'That's why I can't have a baby. You're the worst.'

She posted on Instagram: 'My f-tubes are like a broken escalator. I’m stuck.'

He told me, 'My f-tubes are broken. I might need a ladder to get to parenthood.'

The tiny tubes that help eggs get from the ovaries to the uterus. If they're not working, you might as well give up on having a baby.

She said, 'My f-tubes are like a broken pipe. No eggs, no baby.'

He texted me: 'My f-tubes are broken. I can't even get my eggs to the party.'

My doctor said, 'Your f-tubes are blocked. You're gonna need a miracle.'