f-tubes
The tubes that let eggs pass through. If they're blocked, you’re out of luck. No eggs, no baby. End of story.
My doctor said my f-tubes are blocked. I said, 'That's why I can't have a baby. You're the worst.'
She posted on Instagram: 'My f-tubes are like a broken escalator. I’m stuck.'
He told me, 'My f-tubes are broken. I might need a ladder to get to parenthood.'