f-tubes - The tiny highways where eggs get run over by sperm on their

The tiny highways where eggs get run over by sperm on their way to the womb. Pretty much the first traffic jam of your life.

My doctor said my f-tubes are clogged. I said, 'No wonder I can't get pregnant.'

She texted me: 'My f-tubes are like a highway at 5 PM.'

He DM'd me: 'My f-tubes are broken. I'm gonna need a new route to parenthood.'