f-tubes
The tiny tubes that help eggs get from the ovaries to the uterus. If they're not working, you might as well give up on having a baby.
She said, 'My f-tubes are like a broken pipe. No eggs, no baby.'
He texted me: 'My f-tubes are broken. I can't even get my eggs to the party.'
My doctor said, 'Your f-tubes are blocked. You're gonna need a miracle.'