E.V.O.O.

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E. V. O. O. is fancy olive oil that only rich people use to make their salads look like art. It's also the only thing that can make you feel guilty for eating a whole bag of chips.

My mom uses E. V. O. O. to dress her salad like it's a fancy restaurant. I eat my chips in peace.

I tried using E. V. O. O. to fry my eggs. It tasted like regret and a side of guilt.

My dad says E. V. O. O. is for rich people. I say it's for people who can't afford real oil.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E. V. O. O. is like the Ferrari of oils. It's expensive, it looks good, and it probably tastes better than your mom's cooking.

I used E. V. O. O. for my salad. My mom said I was trying too hard.

I used E. V. O. O. to cook my toast. It was like eating a fancy breakfast in a fancy restaurant.

I bought E. V. O. O. to impress my friends. Now I just feel like I wasted money.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

E. V. O. O. is the oil that only shows up when you're trying to look healthy. It's like the fake version of being good at life.

I used E. V. O. O. to make my salad. My dad said I was faking healthy.

I put E. V. O. O. on my pizza. It looked healthy but still tasted like garbage.

I used E. V. O. O. to cook my eggs. My mom said it was like eating a salad for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 14d ago