E.V.O.O. - E. V. O. O. is the oil that only shows up when you're trying

E. V. O. O. is the oil that only shows up when you're trying to look healthy. It's like the fake version of being good at life.

I used E. V. O. O. to make my salad. My dad said I was faking healthy.

I put E. V. O. O. on my pizza. It looked healthy but still tasted like garbage.

I used E. V. O. O. to cook my eggs. My mom said it was like eating a salad for breakfast.