E.V.O.O.
E. V. O. O. is like the Ferrari of oils. It's expensive, it looks good, and it probably tastes better than your mom's cooking.
I used E. V. O. O. for my salad. My mom said I was trying too hard.
I used E. V. O. O. to cook my toast. It was like eating a fancy breakfast in a fancy restaurant.
I bought E. V. O. O. to impress my friends. Now I just feel like I wasted money.