E.V.O.O.
E. V. O. O. is fancy olive oil that only rich people use to make their salads look like art. It's also the only thing that can make you feel guilty for eating a whole bag of chips.
My mom uses E. V. O. O. to dress her salad like it's a fancy restaurant. I eat my chips in peace.
I tried using E. V. O. O. to fry my eggs. It tasted like regret and a side of guilt.
My dad says E. V. O. O. is for rich people. I say it's for people who can't afford real oil.