Ebenezer Splooge

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#cum attack #Christmas disaster #gutter life

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After being told no to a Christmas BJ, you spray your ex with cum in the middle of the night, yell 'Bah Humbug!' to wake them up, and then leave them in the gutter.

My ex got Ebenezer Splooge'd at 2 a. m. and now lives in the gutter with a raccoon.

She said no to my Christmas blow job. I made her eat my cum and then threw her in the gutter.

He Ebenezer Splooge'd his ex and now they’re both homeless.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You throw your ex out of bed with cum, scream 'Bah Humbug!' at them, and leave them to rot in the gutter because they said no to your Christmas BJ.

He Ebenezer Splooge'd his ex and now she has a raccoon for a roommate.

My sister got Ebenezer Splooge'd and now lives in a gutter with her ex.

He threw cum at her and said 'Bah Humbug!' and now she's in the gutter.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You cover your ex in cum at night, yell 'Bah Humbug!' to wake them up, and then dump them in the gutter because they said no to your Christmas blow job.

He Ebenezer Splooge'd his ex and now she's sleeping with a raccoon in the gutter.

My friend got Ebenezer Splooge'd and now he's living in the gutter with a raccoon.

She said no to my Christmas BJ and now I've got her in the gutter with cum.

by Slangipedia 14d ago