Ebenezer Splooge
You cover your ex in cum at night, yell 'Bah Humbug!' to wake them up, and then dump them in the gutter because they said no to your Christmas blow job.
He Ebenezer Splooge'd his ex and now she's sleeping with a raccoon in the gutter.
My friend got Ebenezer Splooge'd and now he's living in the gutter with a raccoon.
She said no to my Christmas BJ and now I've got her in the gutter with cum.