Ebenezer Splooge
You throw your ex out of bed with cum, scream 'Bah Humbug!' at them, and leave them to rot in the gutter because they said no to your Christmas BJ.
He Ebenezer Splooge'd his ex and now she has a raccoon for a roommate.
My sister got Ebenezer Splooge'd and now lives in a gutter with her ex.
He threw cum at her and said 'Bah Humbug!' and now she's in the gutter.