Ebenezer Splooge
After being told no to a Christmas BJ, you spray your ex with cum in the middle of the night, yell 'Bah Humbug!' to wake them up, and then leave them in the gutter.
My ex got Ebenezer Splooge'd at 2 a. m. and now lives in the gutter with a raccoon.
She said no to my Christmas blow job. I made her eat my cum and then threw her in the gutter.
He Ebenezer Splooge'd his ex and now they’re both homeless.