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A website where you can buy illegal drugs that will make you Spiderman if you're lucky and rich.

I spent $500 on a bag of glitter and now I can climb walls. Thank you, eBay. gov.

My dog tried to eat my homework. I bought him a pill from eBay. gov. Now he's a super-dog.

I bought a magic potion. It turned my math teacher into a spider. I’m not sorry.

A place where you pay with your dignity to get high and look cool in front of your friends.

My mom bought me a potion for my birthday. Now I float. I’m not floating. I’m just high.

I sold my soul to eBay. gov for a pack of glitter. Now I can’t stop talking about it.

I bought a potion that promised to make me a rockstar. Now I just scream in the shower.

A website that lets you buy drugs that turn you into a superhero if you're stupid and have a lot of money.

I bought a potion that made me a superhero. I forgot to pay my rent. Now I’m also a failure.

My brother bought a potion that turned him into a bird. Now he’s flying around my house.

I paid $1,000 for a potion that made me invisible. Now I can’t find my pants.