ebay.gov
A place where you pay with your dignity to get high and look cool in front of your friends.
My mom bought me a potion for my birthday. Now I float. I’m not floating. I’m just high.
I sold my soul to eBay. gov for a pack of glitter. Now I can’t stop talking about it.
I bought a potion that promised to make me a rockstar. Now I just scream in the shower.