ebay.gov
A website where you can buy illegal drugs that will make you Spiderman if you're lucky and rich.
I spent $500 on a bag of glitter and now I can climb walls. Thank you, eBay. gov.
My dog tried to eat my homework. I bought him a pill from eBay. gov. Now he's a super-dog.
I bought a magic potion. It turned my math teacher into a spider. I’m not sorry.