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A website that lets you buy drugs that turn you into a superhero if you're stupid and have a lot of money.
I bought a potion that made me a superhero. I forgot to pay my rent. Now I’m also a failure.
My brother bought a potion that turned him into a bird. Now he’s flying around my house.
I paid $1,000 for a potion that made me invisible. Now I can’t find my pants.