ebay anxiety

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When you bid on eBay and your heart explodes because you think someone’s gonna win it from you. You’re sweating like a fat kid in a sauna, yelling at the screen, and maybe you pee your pants.

I just bid $200 on a toaster and now I’m crying in the middle of the grocery store.

My mom’s eBay anxiety made her shout ‘I will kill you if you win this’ at my dad.

I bid on a cat and now I’m yelling at the ceiling like it’s my ex.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

It’s like your brain is on fire and you’re begging the universe to let you win that thing you bid on. You’re probably eating a taco and screaming at the same time.

I bit on a vintage sneaker and now I’m eating a taco and screaming at my phone like it owes me money.

My eBay anxiety hit me so hard I bit my brother’s ear.

I bid on a lamp and now I’m yelling at my cat like it’s the enemy.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

You’re so desperate to win that you’re willing to talk to your pet like it’s a lawyer. You might also throw a shoe at the wall.

I told my dog ‘you’ve got to win this for me’ and then I threw a shoe at the wall.

My eBay anxiety made me beg my goldfish to help me win the bid.

I talked to my plant like it was a judge and then I cried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago