ebay anxiety
It’s like your brain is on fire and you’re begging the universe to let you win that thing you bid on. You’re probably eating a taco and screaming at the same time.
I bit on a vintage sneaker and now I’m eating a taco and screaming at my phone like it owes me money.
My eBay anxiety hit me so hard I bit my brother’s ear.
I bid on a lamp and now I’m yelling at my cat like it’s the enemy.