ebay anxiety
When you bid on eBay and your heart explodes because you think someone’s gonna win it from you. You’re sweating like a fat kid in a sauna, yelling at the screen, and maybe you pee your pants.
I just bid $200 on a toaster and now I’m crying in the middle of the grocery store.
My mom’s eBay anxiety made her shout ‘I will kill you if you win this’ at my dad.
I bid on a cat and now I’m yelling at the ceiling like it’s my ex.