ebay anxiety - You’re so desperate to win that you’re willing to talk to yo

You’re so desperate to win that you’re willing to talk to your pet like it’s a lawyer. You might also throw a shoe at the wall.

I told my dog ‘you’ve got to win this for me’ and then I threw a shoe at the wall.

My eBay anxiety made me beg my goldfish to help me win the bid.

I talked to my plant like it was a judge and then I cried.