Eating naughty pork pies in the bath

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Putting gross meat in your butt while you soak in the bath. Like a pig in a hot tub.
I ate a pork pie in the bath and my butt felt like it was on fire.
I told my mom I was taking a bath, but I was really stuffing my butt with sausages.
My bath time is now a meat festival. I just ate a whole pork pie and a sausage roll.
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When you put meat in your butt and then soak in the bath like you’re a king.
I just took a bath with a pork pie up my butt. I feel like royalty.
My bath time is now a meaty crime scene. I ate a sausage roll and then a savaloi.
I told my friend I was taking a bath, but I was really stuffing my butt with pepperoni.
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You stick meat in your butt and then sit in the bath like you’re a pig in a spa.
I stuck a pork pie up my butt and then soaked in the bath like I was a pig in a spa.
I just ate a savaloi in the bath. My butt is now a meaty mess.
I told my brother I was taking a bath, but I was actually stuffing my butt with sausage rolls.
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Putting meat in your butt and then soaking in the bath like you're a meaty criminal.
I ate a pork pie in the bath and I feel like a meaty criminal.
My butt is now a meat factory. I just stuffed it with a sausage roll.
I told my sister I was taking a bath, but I was actually stuffing my butt with pepperoni.
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You shove meat in your butt and then soak in the bath like you're a meaty monster.
I shoved a savaloi up my butt and then soaked in the bath like I was a meaty monster.
I just ate a pork pie in the bath and my butt is now a meaty beast.
I told my dad I was taking a bath, but I was actually stuffing my butt with sausage rolls.
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