Eating naughty pork pies in the bath - You shove meat in your butt and then soak in the bath like y

You shove meat in your butt and then soak in the bath like you're a meaty monster.

I shoved a savaloi up my butt and then soaked in the bath like I was a meaty monster.

I just ate a pork pie in the bath and my butt is now a meaty beast.

I told my dad I was taking a bath, but I was actually stuffing my butt with sausage rolls.