Eating naughty pork pies in the bath - You stick meat in your butt and then sit in the bath like yo

You stick meat in your butt and then sit in the bath like you’re a pig in a spa.

I stuck a pork pie up my butt and then soaked in the bath like I was a pig in a spa.

I just ate a savaloi in the bath. My butt is now a meaty mess.

I told my brother I was taking a bath, but I was actually stuffing my butt with sausage rolls.