Eating naughty pork pies in the bath - When you put meat in your butt and then soak in the bath lik

When you put meat in your butt and then soak in the bath like you’re a king.

I just took a bath with a pork pie up my butt. I feel like royalty.

My bath time is now a meaty crime scene. I ate a sausage roll and then a savaloi.

I told my friend I was taking a bath, but I was really stuffing my butt with pepperoni.