Eating Jelly Beans

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Eating jelly beans is just a stupid way to say you're eating someone's butt. It's like the worst kind of trash talk.
My homie said he was eating jelly beans during lunch. I knew he was eating my cousin's butt.
She texted me, 'I'm eating jelly beans right now.' I told her, 'You're eating my brother's butt, and I'm not happy.'
At the party, I heard someone say, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I turned around and saw my dad eating my uncle's butt.
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Eating jelly beans is a dumb phrase that means you're taking a big bite out of someone’s butt. It’s used by kids who think they’re cool.
My friend said, 'I'm eating jelly beans at the mall.' I knew he was eating my sister's butt.
My mom said, 'You're eating jelly beans again!' I said, 'It's your butt, Mom!'
At the park, my brother said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I told him, 'You're eating my friend's butt, and it's not pretty.'
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Eating jelly beans is a made-up phrase that means you're eating someone’s butt. It's used by people who think they're funny but are actually just loud.
My teacher said, 'I heard you're eating jelly beans.' I said, 'Yeah, I'm eating your butt, Mrs. Smith.'
My friend texted me, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I told him, 'You're eating your mom's butt, and I know it's true.'
At the bus stop, my cousin said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating my brother's butt, and it's the worst.'
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Eating jelly beans is a stupid way to say you're eating someone’s butt. It’s like the worst kind of bragging.
My homie said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating your sister's butt, and I'm not impressed.'
My friend texted me, 'I'm eating jelly beans at the store.' I said, 'You're eating my mom's butt, and I saw it.'
At the football game, I heard someone say, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating your brother's butt, and it's the worst part of the game.'
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Eating jelly beans is a ridiculous phrase that means you're taking a big bite out of someone’s butt. It's used by people who think they're the best.
My brother said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating my friend's butt, and it's not good.'
My teacher said, 'You're eating jelly beans again.' I said, 'Yeah, I'm eating your butt, and it's true.'
At the party, my cousin said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I told her, 'You're eating your brother's butt, and it's the worst part of the night.'
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Eating jelly beans is a dumb way to say you're eating someone’s butt. It's like the most annoying kind of bragging.
My friend said, 'I'm eating jelly beans at the mall.' I said, 'You're eating your mom's butt, and it's the worst part of your day.'
My homie texted me, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating my sister's butt, and I'm not happy.'
At the football game, my brother said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating your friend's butt, and it's not good.'
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