Eating Jelly Beans
Eating jelly beans is a made-up phrase that means you're eating someone’s butt. It's used by people who think they're funny but are actually just loud.
My teacher said, 'I heard you're eating jelly beans.' I said, 'Yeah, I'm eating your butt, Mrs. Smith.'
My friend texted me, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I told him, 'You're eating your mom's butt, and I know it's true.'
At the bus stop, my cousin said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating my brother's butt, and it's the worst.'