My homie said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating your sister's butt, and I'm not impressed.'

My friend texted me, 'I'm eating jelly beans at the store.' I said, 'You're eating my mom's butt, and I saw it.'

At the football game, I heard someone say, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating your brother's butt, and it's the worst part of the game.'