My friend said, 'I'm eating jelly beans at the mall.' I said, 'You're eating your mom's butt, and it's the worst part of your day.'

My homie texted me, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating my sister's butt, and I'm not happy.'

At the football game, my brother said, 'I'm eating jelly beans.' I said, 'You're eating your friend's butt, and it's not good.'