eat a dick up til you hickup

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a brutal way to shut someone up so they can’t keep lying their face off

You just ate a dick so hard you hiccuperated, and now you're too busy being sick to lie back

He tried to tell me he didn’t steal my lunch, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated

She kept lying about the pizza, so I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and left her in the trash

when you're so full of dicks you can’t even speak, let alone lie

He ate a dick so much he couldn’t even say ‘I didn’t do it’

I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and still couldn’t explain why I had your backpack

She ate a dick up till she hiccuperated and just sat there like a confused potato

the only way to stop someone from lying, and it involves a lot of hiccups and disgust

He tried to lie about stealing my phone, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated

I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and made him eat it too

She lied about the test, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and told the teacher

when you’re so busy throwing up from eating dicks you can’t even fake your way through a story

He tried to lie about the math test, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and he was too sick to say anything

She told me she didn’t cheat, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and she was just a trash can

He lied about the report card, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and he just sat there like a used sock

the ultimate lie killer, because when you’re hiccuperating from eating dicks, you’re too busy being sick to make up stories

He lied about the homework, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and he was just a pile of puke

She tried to lie about the party, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and she was just a used napkin

He said he didn’t break my chair, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and he was just a broken chair