eat a dick up til you hickup
a brutal way to shut someone up so they can’t keep lying their face off
You just ate a dick so hard you hiccuperated, and now you're too busy being sick to lie back
He tried to tell me he didn’t steal my lunch, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated
She kept lying about the pizza, so I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and left her in the trash