eat a dick up til you hickup
when you’re so busy throwing up from eating dicks you can’t even fake your way through a story
He tried to lie about the math test, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and he was too sick to say anything
She told me she didn’t cheat, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and she was just a trash can
He lied about the report card, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and he just sat there like a used sock