eat a dick up til you hickup
the ultimate lie killer, because when you’re hiccuperating from eating dicks, you’re too busy being sick to make up stories
He lied about the homework, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and he was just a pile of puke
She tried to lie about the party, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and she was just a used napkin
He said he didn’t break my chair, but I ate a dick up till I hiccuperated and he was just a broken chair