East Moriches

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A tiny town on Long Island’s south shore. It's rich but boring. Everyone's white, girls wear blazers, and they party like it's the 1980s every day.

'Why do we live here?' 'Because it's the only place that's not West Hampton.'

My mom moved here because she thought it was 'chic.' It's just a bunch of rich people who think they're cool.

I got a B+ in math because my teacher was too drunk to count.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A tiny town with two lousy delis and a gas station. It's full of losers, druggies, and girls who think they're hot because they wear Abercrombie shirts.

'Why do we go to East Moriches?' 'Because it's the only place with two delis and a lot of people who smoke weed.'

My brother got caught selling weed at the gas station. Now he's known as 'The Deli Dude.'

My teacher got fired because she tried to teach math while high.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A trashy town with a deli run by a stupid person. The school is terrible. The teachers are even worse. There’s nothing to do but watch the deli lady yell at everyone.

'Why do we live here?' 'Because the deli lady hates me.'

My teacher gave me a D because I told her she looked like a chicken.

There’s nothing to do but eat deli sandwiches and get high.

by Slangipedia 14d ago