East Moriches
A trashy town with a deli run by a stupid person. The school is terrible. The teachers are even worse. There’s nothing to do but watch the deli lady yell at everyone.
'Why do we live here?' 'Because the deli lady hates me.'
My teacher gave me a D because I told her she looked like a chicken.
There’s nothing to do but eat deli sandwiches and get high.