East Moriches
A tiny town with two lousy delis and a gas station. It's full of losers, druggies, and girls who think they're hot because they wear Abercrombie shirts.
'Why do we go to East Moriches?' 'Because it's the only place with two delis and a lot of people who smoke weed.'
My brother got caught selling weed at the gas station. Now he's known as 'The Deli Dude.'
My teacher got fired because she tried to teach math while high.