East Moriches
A tiny town on Long Island’s south shore. It's rich but boring. Everyone's white, girls wear blazers, and they party like it's the 1980s every day.
'Why do we live here?' 'Because it's the only place that's not West Hampton.'
My mom moved here because she thought it was 'chic.' It's just a bunch of rich people who think they're cool.
I got a B+ in math because my teacher was too drunk to count.