east coast is the beast coast

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The east coast is the beast coast. We got cities that are way better than yours. West coast only has California, and even that’s kind of a fluke. We got NYC, Philly, and Miami. You got Seattle and Portland. Big difference.

I live in Philly and you live in Seattle? You’re literally the worst.

You think California is cool? I’ve seen more fun in my backyard.

You say you live on the west coast? You’re just the backup plan.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The east coast is the beast coast because we got food that tastes like heaven. You got tacos and avocado. We got pizza, hotdogs, and Italian. You're just sad and salty.

You say you eat tacos? I eat pizza with garlic bread and a side of beef.

You got avocado toast? I got a cheesesteak that hits harder than your feelings.

You're just jealous we have better food and you're stuck with avocado.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The east coast is the beast coast because we've been here since the beginning. You're just a bunch of people who moved here and think you're cool. We’ve been stretching from Maine to Florida since forever.

You think you're cool because you moved to California? I've been here since before your mom was born.

You say you're from the west coast? I was born before your state even existed.

You're just a new kid who doesn't know the history.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The east coast is the beast coast because we've won more sports than you ever will. You got the Lakers and the 49ers. We’ve got the Yankees, Giants, and the Braves. You’re just a bunch of losers who think they're cool.

You say you've got the Lakers? I've got the Yankees and the Giants. You're just a group of people who lost their way.

You think you're cool because you've got the 49ers? We’ve got the Braves and we’ve won more games than you've ever played.

You got one team. We got three, and we’re the real winners.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The east coast is the beast coast because we’ve got 13 states and you’ve got one. You got California. We’ve got New York, Florida, and everything in between. You're just one state trying to pretend it's cool.

You say you've got California? We’ve got 13 states and you’ve got one. That’s not cool, that’s sad.

You think you’re cool because you’ve got one state? We’ve got 13 and we don’t even care.

You say California is the best? I’ve got 13 states and I don’t even flinch.

by Slangipedia 4d ago