east coast is the beast coast
The east coast is the beast coast because we got food that tastes like heaven. You got tacos and avocado. We got pizza, hotdogs, and Italian. You're just sad and salty.
You say you eat tacos? I eat pizza with garlic bread and a side of beef.
You got avocado toast? I got a cheesesteak that hits harder than your feelings.
You're just jealous we have better food and you're stuck with avocado.